Too much water.

This may be too much information... but today, I almost

Peed my pants.

This is not even an exaggeration, either.

I think the last time I had to go so bad, was about 4 years ago when I was on this date with a guy I had a huge crush on. We went with a couple of other couples to these awesome ice caves, so we were in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say I made him stop at the nearest gas station on the out skirts of town on our way back, and I fake-calmy made a dash to the bathroom. I didn't think I would make it, but I did.

Ok, back to today's story. In short: I had to do a drug test {the whole pee in a cup crap, ya know} for my new job. I downed a ton of water before, and headed to the HR department to get paperwork, then headed over to the drug test place. Well, on our way over {thank goodness Wolfgang was driving} I had to go REALLY bad. The kind where you seriously think you are going to miss the target, it hurts so bad you want to cry {I was tearing up a little}, etc. I was moaning and groaning and complaining the whole way, my poor innocent husband.

So we finally get to the place after what seemed like eternity, and it was closed for lunch. There was NO way I could keep it in for any longer, so I made it to a Subway. I relieved myself then purchased some cookies to secretly say thanks to the employees, and also to make up to the husband for me being so crazy.

In the end, we went to lunch, drank some more water, and made it safely back to the place and did my thing.

So glad no accidents happened.

Ok, it's not the same as Lake Powell or the ocean, but the pool is finally "swimable!" {a.k.a. not ice cold anymore} very refreshing.