That one time I thought it was the end of the world.

Today on the bus on my way home from work, I thought to myself, "maybe I should exercise tonight." No more than 30 minutes later, I get a text message from my sorta-ex-co worker that reads,

"(Friend's name) thought you were pregnant"

In my head I had an "Aw hellll no/did I really look that bad in my work uniform the other day?!/This day is ruined/you've got to be kidding me/wow" {or something to that effect} moment.

I immediately asked how this came about, and found out it was actually because I had made a comment referring to the fact that I would probably be the only one not drinking an alcoholic beverage for a future "girls night."

Whew.

Think I'll still exercise tonight though.