This is why

This is why I don't keep a journal:

Journal Found in back PCC (by BYUH) parking lot
Journal was discreetly checked for any identifying information. Owner of journal either served a mission under or was released by a President Tautua’a. Please call 675.3446 to identify or come by the President’s Office reception area to identify and pick up.

This little blurb was in our student bulletin email today. Do you REALLY think that it was "discreetly checked"?? Maybe they're telling the truth, but it's a little sketchy. How does the person who lost it know that some guy before the guy who found it didn't read it thoroughly, and out loud? All I know, is that if I kept a journal, something like that would probably happen: lost, found, read, posted all over the university.

And this is why, I don't bother, and why I blog to all of you as a justification, of course.