"Cat in heat"(kat en hEEt)-
Definition: a horny and extremely obnoxious animal, who once was cute, little, and furry. This out-of-control creature tends to wake up anyone within close proximity during the night with its (seemed to be) never-ending irritating moans and howls. Somehow during this "in heat" phase, it is invisible, and cannot be found to be nicely kicked or given a nice bath with the water hose. If you find yourself in such a situation, consider the following:
1. yell, "SHUT UUUUPP!!!!"
2. If found, shut it up yourself.
3. SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR ANIMAL, DANG IT.
4. if all else fails, take matters into your own hands and spay or neuter psychotic feline yourself.
enough said.
6 comments:
good thing you're never like that.
That sleezy little cat. Doesn't she know that she is technically on BYU-H property, and there are cetain standards...and clearly she is not keeping up her end (no pun intended)of the honor system.
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ha ha!!! Mom you crack me up, I'm in the library and I had to keep myself from laughing out loud!
I made some adjustments, you might want to read it again :)
Good. Gravy! You and your mom are WAY too funny! I just love you...the end.
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